Friday, March 3rd, 2006
11:57 am
Now Hiring
ow hiring part time Personal Assistant.....
Application...
Must be motivated...I must find you attractive and you must be willing to wear short skirts and high-heels while working...also must enjoy bending over to file things a lot. Must smell nice and wear make up everyday as well as having knowledge of complicated hairstyles I cant do!
Must be able to multitask like a banshie...but still be very organized.
Job requirements include..
Mailing out letters
Making phone calls
Modeling
Getting me chocolate cake,booze and pot
Promoting whatever silly event Im doing selflessly
Cooking
Hostessing/Working the door
Sales
Moving sound equipment and decorations(you can take your heels off for this one)
Organizing my busy social engagements/Travel calendar
and stroking my ego.
In return you will have my undying love and affection, travel,hot-tub until dawn eat lots of gourmet food,meet people,have fabulous times,have flowers delivered to your door and learn a lot! Depending on your sales skills you could even make a buck or too.:)
Serious inquires only please!
Hit me up!
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