Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
12:03 pm
Objects in mirror
o at first glance it may appear that I am drunk at work this morning......and your first glance would be correct....I fell asleep around 5-am when my sewing machine began spinning. I swear. I slept. At least I think I put my drunk ass head down on top of a bunch of pins around 5am for a few hours.
Awaking twenty minutes before Im supposed to be at work pins stuck in the side of my face and finding that the alarm on my phone didn't go off because some stripper texted me at 6-am. I pour myself into a cab and now here I sit at work wishing I had picked something other than chinese food leftovers for lunch, guzzling water and trying to make the room stop spinning.I can feel the depressing effects of alcohol about to happen and why when your trying to keep it together stumbling outta the cab does the door man feel the need to remind you that in a few minutes youll be late...thanks for the update. I was still trying to fool myself into believing I was on time. Clearly Im having enough problems just getting here bitch shut the hell up...your smart ass input was totally unnecessary.
Id like to once again thank Jameson and Vodka for making this horrid morning possible....and could I get a day off sometime soon? That would be great so I can spend this time properly recovering in my bed and not thinking about the relevance of knitwear to the rich/fat populous of san francisco and Feeling the florescent lights dry out my eye balls.(Its worse than Safeway after a bong rip in here)
Tomorrow cant get here soon enough lemme tell you....Im going to have to be propped up and puppeted around at this rate....the clothing is amazing though and that is all that matters. Inspiration comes in many forms....perkiset and booze seem to work nicely for me.
At least musak is playing Dub tracks today. Being here listening to the usual contemporary rock and getting my soul sucked out by the lights would just be to close to a hell I never want to see at this current juncture. I miss Jamaica,cheeseburgers on the beach and naked dock jumping. Which I think should be a extreme sport in the next olympics...cheers. to another fucking wonderful work day.;)
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