Wednesday, January 10th, 2007
1:45 pm
Call the Fire Department
What to do when your down to your last 100 bucks your boyfriend has a girlfriend and your christmas tree has been laying in the street for going on a week?
I suggest going to a loud rock show with your last fiver and promptly getting wasted with your friends till the bar closes....then making your way home to take out your aggression on the unsuspecting Christmas leftovers sitting on the street near your home.
That's right get a compadre and a few beers and light that fucker up....its the best entertainment you can't buy anywhere. Proceed inside and commence blasting loud 80's hits and fucking until you sleep through your alarm and whamo you've got yourself one great morning coming. The pics are priceless Ill tell you.
Only bad thing is.... How can you go through with your planned break up with someone when they wield the lighter and take charming photos of you standing in front of your fiery masterpiece.
1:45 pm
Call the Fire Department
What to do when your down to your last 100 bucks your boyfriend has a girlfriend and your christmas tree has been laying in the street for going on a week?
I suggest going to a loud rock show with your last fiver and promptly getting wasted with your friends till the bar closes....then making your way home to take out your aggression on the unsuspecting Christmas leftovers sitting on the street near your home.
That's right get a compadre and a few beers and light that fucker up....its the best entertainment you can't buy anywhere. Proceed inside and commence blasting loud 80's hits and fucking until you sleep through your alarm and whamo you've got yourself one great morning coming. The pics are priceless Ill tell you.
Only bad thing is.... How can you go through with your planned break up with someone when they wield the lighter and take charming photos of you standing in front of your fiery masterpiece.
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