11:38 am
Adventures in bizarro world
So I was at my kitchen table having a spot of tea this morning...contemplating how much I dislike going to the doctors and chatting with my breakfast chum. Appon finishing tea and saying good day to breakfast chum I begin to put dishes away and grab my coat set on getting to the doctors when there came a crash from my bedroom.
Then through my front window comes said 300 pnd 6'2 built like a storm trooper black man. He says nothing breakfast chum comes running back into my house as said home invader is making his way down my hallway and into my living room. Chaos is in full effect by this time Im on the phone with the cops, home invader man decides to sit down on the couch and turn on the tv change channel to BET and watch rap videos while listening to his headphones. The fact that he was bleeding perfusely from his hand didnt seem to be a priority for him.Breakfast chum is grabbing head and asking him what are you doing over and over again. Police come arrest said home invader passing down a 5150 misdeamenour and saying hes going to the looney bin. Leaving me with a puddle of blood on my living room floor a broken window and renewed belife in the existance of completely insane 300 pnd storm trooper black men. The only thing this crazy home invader ever said was "I want to go to jail." and I guess thats all there really is to say. I helped him out with that wishes really do come true for some I guess.
Im scared.
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